Archiving the history of the video game Quake 2: created by id Software; customized by the Quake 2 community.
Sujoy's Quake Pages: Quakey, Breaky Heart NASHVILLE, TN - Broken, Dirty stinking has-been Billy Ray Cyrus is trying to jumpstart his career with the release of a new single: Quakey, Breaky Heart. "I hope...all the country Quake fans like it" stammered Billy Ray at a Press conference "I put my heart into this song, you …
Sujoy's Quake Pages: Bob Dole to announce his own Quake Clan BOONSVILLE, KANSAS - In a last ditch effort, Republican candidate for president (probably just former candidate by the time you read this) announced the formation of his own Quake Clan, the Dole Pinnapples. "Bob Dole likes Quake...kickass....ehhhh.." Bob Dole announced at a press conference …
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Sujoy's Quake Pages: Quake 2 to have Box! Quake 2 to have Box! ID SOFTWARE'S HQ AND STRIPJOINT - Today, a press release from id reported a big change with the release of Quake 2. According to the release, Quake 2 will include....a box! "Since we made oh....about $53 million dollars on Quake...." Explained id …
Sujoy's Quake Pages: Everybody Knows Chthon is a Chicken Chthon is a Chicken It has probably occured to you to wonder from which dimension Shub and his/her death dealing minions came from. Well while the rest of humanity was gibbin them, I Ernest Shambler the noted vegetarian and pacafist decided to do a little investigating. …
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Sujoy's Quake Pages: Disturbing effect of item scares Quake Players! Recently, after the major increase in Pork Riblets and Quake Milk sales, a disturbing trend has been found. A scientific study has PROVEN that a Quake player, after eating Riblets or drinking Quake Milk, has increased gibbing potential (everyone knows this) BUT AFTER this study …
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