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"Good evening, all. Just poking my furry little nose into the door to let you know that our Model of the Week has changed, yet again. Funny, it just did that last week! Wonders never cease. This time, we've taken a look at a big beefy steel cavalier that is the Space Marine 40K and roasted him slowly over an open fire, being sure to turn the spit counter-clockwise to lock in that farm fresh flavor. Yum!"